I’m glad the Daggers burned down your ramp. You were 1986’s version of Ryan Sheckler. You should have just stuck with team sports like Football or Water Polo. You were too busy dreaming of winning contests and that lame blond to realize that the Daggers were the real deal. Actual skateboarders. Hells Angels. Dangle earrings aside they didn’t give a fuck about money or fame, just the Red Hot Chili Peppers and skateboarding. Lifers, like the rest of us.

http://www.dqmnewyork.com/images/news_uploads/As far as that blond goes I hate to tell you this bro, the graphic may have been good but the shape sucked and so did your grip job for that matter. You should have gone after Velvet, she was bangin’! So go duct tape your cast and cry on a hill somewhere alone. The Daggers will be bombing hills 15 deep, hippie jumping cars and doing back flips off of trucks. I hope that doesn’t hurt your vagina too much…

                                                                                                            Sincerely yours,                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                    Richards